I am metagross, a massive, dense, completely inhuman pile of metal held together by telekinetic energy. I look like some weird UFO with feet, and for some reason I have a mustache that looks like an X. My lore\/pokedex entries also say I’ve got a brain more powerful than any supercomputer built by man, but I have not invented any tools, made any form of advanced communication, nor begun any world wide conflict to free my species from the grasp of twelve year old’s running around with a bunch of pocket dimension balls that could realistically solve any problem humanity is faced with, if only it was utilized for something other than professional sport in where a caterpie can be realistically expected to fight the god of the universe, Arceus. perhaps this intelligence is a curse, but… oh yeah, you can take a picture. you can use me as some kind of a speeder, since I can defy the laws of gravity, and nobody seems to care or notice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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